What better way to spend the longest night of the year than to cuddle up with your friends and lovers and sing pagan songs? Here are my revised versions of a couple of popular Christmas songs. Enjoy...
SWINGING AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Swinging around the Christmas Tree
at the Christmas play party hop
Strap-ons worn where you can see
No horny girl wants to stop
Swinging around the Christmas tree
Let the pagan spirit sing
Later we'll have some pussy pie
and we'll do some fellating
You will get a sentimental feeling
when you hear
voices singing "Let's be poly;
Lick his balls like a big lolly!"
Swinging around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone fucking merrily
In a new, old-fashioned way!
THE TWELVE DAYS OF SOLSTICE
On the first day of Solstice, my true love gave to me…
A peacock in a fig tree
On the second day...two rubber gloves
On the third day...three French men
On the fourth day...four calling girls
On the fifth day...five gold cock rings
On the sixth day...six chicks a-laying
On the seventh day...seven sperm a-swimming
On the eighth day...eight maids a-milking
On the ninth day...nine fairies dancing
On the tenth day...ten Toms a-peeping
On the eleventh day...eleven pipers pumping
On the twelfth day...twelve lovers coming
Thursday, December 20, 2007
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