Thursday, December 20, 2007

Merry Solstice!

What better way to spend the longest night of the year than to cuddle up with your friends and lovers and sing pagan songs? Here are my revised versions of a couple of popular Christmas songs. Enjoy...


Swinging around the Christmas Tree
at the Christmas play party hop
Strap-ons worn where you can see
No horny girl wants to stop

Swinging around the Christmas tree
Let the pagan spirit sing
Later we'll have some pussy pie
and we'll do some fellating

You will get a sentimental feeling
when you hear
voices singing "Let's be poly;
Lick his balls like a big lolly!"

Swinging around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone fucking merrily
In a new, old-fashioned way!


On the first day of Solstice, my true love gave to me…
A peacock in a fig tree

On the second day...two rubber gloves

On the third day...three French men

On the fourth day...four calling girls

On the fifth day...five gold cock rings

On the sixth day...six chicks a-laying

On the seventh sperm a-swimming

On the eighth day...eight maids a-milking

On the ninth day...nine fairies dancing

On the tenth day...ten Toms a-peeping

On the eleventh day...eleven pipers pumping

On the twelfth day...twelve lovers coming